tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7553784499338972779.post1365324341574818888..comments2023-10-30T07:47:47.749-04:00Comments on Elton Says Things: How Much Are YOU Worth To The Internet?Elton Edgarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09497134261149448661noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7553784499338972779.post-88941184492573055252013-06-10T12:34:38.705-04:002013-06-10T12:34:38.705-04:00Indeed, sir. I sent them a follow up email stating...Indeed, sir. I sent them a follow up email stating that in exchange for my illustrious domain, I only ask a half hour with their top model. They have yet to reply. I remain hopeful.Elton Edgarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09497134261149448661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7553784499338972779.post-59539130434786586162013-05-29T10:19:53.929-04:002013-05-29T10:19:53.929-04:00$600 sounds pretty good to me. I don't think m...$600 sounds pretty good to me. I don't think my blog would be worth much more than a 1-ply roll of toilet paper.<br /><br />But, it looks like I'm never going with GoDaddy, despite their glorious models.Chizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00278752118665353147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7553784499338972779.post-39002243315302294662013-05-29T08:26:50.828-04:002013-05-29T08:26:50.828-04:00There's always...(wait for it)...the sperm ban...There's always...(wait for it)...the sperm bank. This is where the rim shot and splash of a cymbal come in. Don't be afraid, it's tradition!<br /><br />I will admit, $600 isn't all that bad, but, if I sold out..I'd just have to start all over...and sell out again. I don't know if my rabidly obscure fan base would follow me on my repeated sell outs. I'd have no "punk cred". Not that I have any now, but, my ability to accumulate it at such a date that it might become available would be greatly hindered. <br /><br />I'm caught between my adolescent need to vent angst and apathy and moderate monetary gains. My head will detonate in 5 seconds. Elton Edgarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09497134261149448661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7553784499338972779.post-69343895065667232362013-05-29T07:45:50.200-04:002013-05-29T07:45:50.200-04:00It's a harrowing business, putting your whole ...It's a harrowing business, putting your whole life into monetary values. I like to measure my self worth in litres of seminal fluid I have excreted, but apparently the bank don't want to cash it.<br /><br />Still, $600 doesn't seem so bad.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.com