tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7553784499338972779.post3594403309682734031..comments2023-10-30T07:47:47.749-04:00Comments on Elton Says Things: 15 Excruciating Minutes of Pop Radio Part 2Elton Edgarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09497134261149448661noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7553784499338972779.post-45393530375484328862012-07-13T01:47:12.790-04:002012-07-13T01:47:12.790-04:00I would never contest the hilarity of the keytar, ...I would never contest the hilarity of the keytar, it's funny on sight. It's the seriousness with which it's played! You should be stripped of all rights to mate if you even attempt to pick one up.Elton Edgarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09497134261149448661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7553784499338972779.post-7981343996345534532012-07-13T01:43:54.479-04:002012-07-13T01:43:54.479-04:00I'm never proud of anal rape paining a person&...I'm never proud of anal rape paining a person's ear. Though, I do find it's safer than water boarding...so I hear...or not hear.Elton Edgarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09497134261149448661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7553784499338972779.post-54409040435428964422012-07-13T01:41:43.754-04:002012-07-13T01:41:43.754-04:00This reeks of sound logic. How do we make her irre...This reeks of sound logic. How do we make her irrelevant like, tomorrow?Elton Edgarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09497134261149448661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7553784499338972779.post-33547228091015208942012-07-13T01:37:55.278-04:002012-07-13T01:37:55.278-04:00That's officially my favorite video from now.....That's officially my favorite video from now...until mid-morning of next Thursday. Then, its right back to regular porn viewing.Elton Edgarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09497134261149448661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7553784499338972779.post-10348663636154644222012-07-12T04:44:54.059-04:002012-07-12T04:44:54.059-04:00You know that Bruno Mars song where he offers to d...You know that Bruno Mars song where he offers to do all these outstanding acts heroism, like "I'd catch a grenade for you". Well, I like to change the lyrics to make them much more mundane:<br /><br />"I'd make fresh lemonade for you,<br />Ooh, I'd march in a parade for you,<br />You know I'd donate to Live Aid for you"<br /><br />Also, you might enjoy this video:<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUcszN8jRB8&feature=BFa&list=FLHCIHSEjfy-R6hKBw_0w9ugAdam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7553784499338972779.post-31791668067277338522012-07-12T04:23:22.293-04:002012-07-12T04:23:22.293-04:00I have an ear infection that hurts in much the sam...I have an ear infection that hurts in much the same way as being anally penetrated...which is a lot...or so I've been told.<br />I'm telling you this because if I so much as yawn or hiccup, that pain increases. Laughing makes the pain ten times more painful. YOU are now fully responsible for unleashing a world of hurt in my ear. I hope you're proud of your yourself.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06418601369080683210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7553784499338972779.post-36505207004260630592012-07-11T23:32:42.913-04:002012-07-11T23:32:42.913-04:00He doesn't just write songs about being pretty...He doesn't just write songs about being pretty just the way she is, but songs about how he'll do anything for the girl, like jump in front of a train or some such nonsense. But the ketar!?! How can you have anything against something that gets a musician laid less often than the tuba? It's hilarious watching them even try. Oh, that's right, the sonic assault is what bothers you.Pickleopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13772003052474877906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7553784499338972779.post-87217700211521686862012-07-11T22:17:33.510-04:002012-07-11T22:17:33.510-04:00I feel the same way about Bruno Mars. I hate his g...I feel the same way about Bruno Mars. I hate his guts, but he knows how to play the game.<br /><br />And, as for Nicki Minaj, people need to realize that the sooner she becomes irrelevant, the sooner she'll release a sex tape.Chizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00278752118665353147noreply@blogger.com