tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7553784499338972779.post3727913484775382428..comments2023-10-30T07:47:47.749-04:00Comments on Elton Says Things: X, Y and Z are for Xesturgy, Yare and ZanyismElton Edgarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09497134261149448661noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7553784499338972779.post-26337146114020007042012-05-04T21:15:52.545-04:002012-05-04T21:15:52.545-04:00Thank you very much, my friend. I also applaud you...Thank you very much, my friend. I also applaud you on your comedic prowess. Shouting obscene jokes is a testament to your intestinal fortitude. If the old ladies are offended, just remark on how much they "got around" when their hair wasn't so blue. They usually blush with mouths agape at that. More importantly...they shut the hell up!Elton Edgarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09497134261149448661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7553784499338972779.post-72544253626338210682012-05-04T21:10:42.073-04:002012-05-04T21:10:42.073-04:00Thank you, thank you, lovely lady. My last A to Z ...Thank you, thank you, lovely lady. My last A to Z post was either going to be this or Xenophobic, Yiddish Zebras. I went with the one that made the least amount of sense. <br /><br />As for chicks with dicks...I think they were in both of those movies. I believe one was a little more stealthy in hiding said "chicks with dicks", the other was blatantly obvious. I mean, Marky Mark? Could there be a bigger chick...with a dick?Elton Edgarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09497134261149448661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7553784499338972779.post-2846901939910781852012-05-04T21:04:42.813-04:002012-05-04T21:04:42.813-04:00I do the same thing! Well, that and drive myself i...I do the same thing! Well, that and drive myself into a deep depression filled with pain, agony and ill prepared cookies. Anything for the funny.Elton Edgarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09497134261149448661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7553784499338972779.post-88224262337364761212012-05-04T10:57:41.499-04:002012-05-04T10:57:41.499-04:00That's the problem with comedy. There's on...That's the problem with comedy. There's only a brief window of opportunity to get in your say before the subject moves on. In order to drown out anyone that may interupt, I usually yell the extremely obscene joke, startling all bystanders and usually resulting in apologies to elderly women. <br /><br />Congrats on finishing the A to Z Challenge!Chizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00278752118665353147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7553784499338972779.post-75692153740289771462012-05-04T10:17:03.517-04:002012-05-04T10:17:03.517-04:00The only chicks with dicks I've seen, are the ...The only chicks with dicks I've seen, are the ones on 'Big Ass She-males,' which was not only a comedy classic but one of the most subliminal movies of our times...or was that The Italian Job? I get the two mixed up.<br /><br />Great ending to the A-Z Challenge Elton.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06418601369080683210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7553784499338972779.post-79387148425452129742012-05-04T03:48:02.408-04:002012-05-04T03:48:02.408-04:00Well done on finishing the A-Z challenge!
My phil...Well done on finishing the A-Z challenge!<br /><br />My philosophy is that comedy can always be better. You'd be surprised at how long I spend deliberating over word usage, trying to find the funniest word for the situation. Then, after hours of agonising over the most hilarious sentence structure, I'll end up leaving a typo in there that I won't spot for days. Bah!Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.com