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Like what you've read so far? Maybe you want to write offensive material and want to hijack my audience to further your own maniacal machinations for world domination...through comedy? I'm game! Send me something. I'll read anything. If it's awesome, I'll put it up, it's that simple.

Suppose you just have a funny idea and it's burning a hole in your brain with the white hot intensity of a dying sun? Yet, you can't write the damned thing? Send it to me! I'll use the ever lovin' fuck of it.

Perhaps, you are both deeply embarrassed and disturbed by your humorous thoughts or writings. Let me be the facade through which to showcase your funniness...ness. Send it to me

...or perhaps you are looking to collaborate. I'm all about that shit! Let's do it. I'll be the butch you be the...well, let's do something together. Send me an email