Sunday, April 1, 2012

A is for Antipope! (A to Z Blogging Challenge)

      Normally, I'm not one for challenges. They usually involve some sort of involuntary nudity or an animal sacrifice.  So, to spite my non-competitive behavior and in the face of animal reprisal, I took up the "A to Z Blogging Challenge". 

It keeps me from abusing Ritalin!

      It's a blogging challenge to come up with a different topic,from A to Z, everyday. So, today being the 1st of April, The Challenge begins! My chosen topic: Antipopes!  It was either that or some variation of anal or asshole. Being as so many porno sites cover those topics in a far more entertaining manner, antipopes is what you get. 

Google image searched: antipope, I got this = awesome.

      What is an "antipope"? Well, it's not as awesome as it sounds. An "antipope" is a person who opposes a legitimately elected pope. It's kind of like, republican and democratic candidates running for president. Whoever wins is the pope, whomever loses is the "antipope" or coolest guy at a demonic orgy. Okay, maybe not that drastic, though, some kind of orgy would surely welcome an "antipope", just for the irony. 

There's always a camera crew waiting 
for a pope orgy to break out...always.

      An "antipope", isn't necessarily evil, in the traditional "down with the church, up with Satan" anti-christy kind of way. In fact, it's someone who is equally religious and, in fact, think the elected pope lacks some godly luster. A luster they perceive themselves to carry a surplus of, I imagine. Alas, the "antipope" usually has a lot of followers who are equally zealous in their belief in their god lustery pope...person. 

I'm sorry...I needed a lust and pope picture. 
Thank god for hot nuns. 

      So, again, imagine if a democrat was elected president and the republicans got so mad they took it upon themselves to promote their candidate to some rival presidential status. Though, that rival president title holds no meaning in the grand scheme of things, it's still garners some modicum of acknowledgement, if not for the chance to call some one "anti-president", which would be down right awesome too. 

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