Monday, April 2, 2012

B is for Busty (A to Z Blogging Challenge)

      Based on years of research, thousands of field tests and gallons of lotion, I have confirmed rumor that has been circulating. No one uses the word "busty" except porno sites. Actually, "circulating" is being a bit generous. It's more accurate to say, "I just noticed this" and "field test" should be read "while searching for masturbation materiel". Now that, that is settled, on to the real dilemma..."busty"


Hawt.

      It seems to be one of only a few words, that has been shunned by the rest of the non-sex peddling masses. It's joined the likes of "flaky", "hung" and "trustworthy" as words everyone knows, but, few use in everyday conversation. Thrust into the world of smut, "busty" has been relegated to describing hot women with big boobs. Is this wrong? I think it is.


Busty? Maybe. Posing in a forest? Creepy.

      The time has come for the reclamation of "busty"! No longer is it to be the plaything of perverts and prepubescent teens looking for porn on kid locked web browsers. Nay! It should be taken back by the populous! 


Busty to the people!

      Now, I propose a liberal usage of the word in the beginning. Perhaps using it to describe food (My, that's a busty chicken breast. I think I'll have another!) to buildings (Goodness, could the front of that building get more busty?). I admit the last example is strange, but, if you're referring to over hangs and awnings...it makes perfect sense. Plus, we can now refer to men as busty. Why should women have all the fun?

So, get on board people...the busty train is leaving and you're going to be stranded in flat chestville.


What a busty fella.

4 comments:

  1. Hmmm, and I always used the word " Busty" to be a more polite way of saying "she's got big Boobs" .

    Stopping in via the A-Z blogging challenge.

    Bev @ Blue Velvet Vincent

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    1. Me too. I also use it in place of staring. Such as...(stare, stare, stare, look away), "My, she's busty."

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  2. Haha! Bring back 'trustworthy'! Wait, what does that mean again? hmmm.

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